Uh Ernie?

(playing in the playroom)

(Claire sees a picture of Bert.)
Claire: Bert.
Daddy: Yeah, that's Bert.
Claire: Uh Ernie?

Mommy (to Claire): Mommy's the best.
Alex: Mommy's in the whole world.
Mommy: You're cute.
Alex: I love my mommy in the whole world.

Claire: Uh chair.
Mommy: You want the frog chair?
Claire: Uh frog chair.

Mommy: I think I need to go cook dinner, what do you think about that?
(Long pause.)
Daddy: I think that's terrific. What do you think Alex?
Alex: I don't know.
Claire: Uhh dinner.

Claire: Uh hungry.
Claire: Uh hungry.
Claire: Uh hungry.
Claire: Uh hungry.


Alex (shaking his hand scoldingly at Mommy): Tch! Tch! Tch!
Mommy: What does that mean?
Alex: Um. Be careful.
(Mommy laughs.)
Mommy: What does that mean?
Alex: You're gonna get tah-mout!
Mommy: Tah, mout?
Alex: Timeout!
Alex: You didn't listen to me because you dropped your pineapple.
(Mommy laughs.)
Mommy: You dropped your pineapple.
Alex: I don't have a pineapple. I have a green bean over there.
(Mommy laughs.)