That was a really loud dolphin.

Alex: It’s not wet and no poop and no geese and no goss. We put goss in the car, Daddy. We put goss in the car.


Mommy: Give me a hug.
Alex: I'm gonna give you a big hug.
Mommy: A bear hug.
Alex: A bear hug.


Alex: There's a bird in Oakley’s yard.


(dinner time)

Daddy: Claire, can you say “more”?
Alex: She doesn’t talk, Daddy. She will get bigger and she will talk.

Mommy: Tell Daddy what you did today.
Alex (to Mommy): What did you do today?
Mommy: Tell Daddy what you did.
Alex (to Mommy): What you did!

Mommy: Tell Daddy what you had for snack today.
Alex: Dirt cups.
Daddy: Dirt cups?
Alex: Yeah.
Daddy: Yes.
Alex: And worms.

(Alex shrieks.)
Daddy (to Claire): Did you hear that, Claire? Did you do that?
Alex: That was a really loud dolphin.


(song time)
Alex: I wanna sing the squirrel song and Daddy took him to school.
Mommy: The squirrel?
Alex: Yeah. And and he went to see the squirrel's friends.


(bed time)
Alex: What do you wanna do? Do you wanna go to sleep and get up and eat breakfast and go to school, and – and watch TV?