I want cheese. Ah! Nit!

(dinner time)
Claire: I want cheese on it.
Alex: I want cheese on it.
Claire: I want cheese ah. Nit.
Alex: I want cheese ah! Nik!
Claire: I want cheese. Ah! Nit!


Alex: It looks like a changing – changing bed but it’s a couch.


Alex: Daddy we’re gonna go, um after nap, to Callum’s house. Does Callum have a dog?
Daddy: I don’t know.
Alex: Who’s at Callum’s house?


Claire: Uh bike.
Mommy: What bike, honey?
Claire: Picture. ‘Puter.
Mommy: A picture on the computer?
Claire: Yeah.


(Alex and Claire are watching home movies on the computer with Mommy. Mommy plays one of Alex’s favorite movies.)
(Alex cracks up.)
Alex: I wanna do, I wanna I wanna do, I wanna listen that one again.
(Alex watches it again. He cracks up.)
Alex: I wanna listen to it again. Uh ‘gain.
Mommy: Last time.
(Alex watches it again. He cracks up.)
Alex: I wanna listen to it again.
Mommy: No, we’re not gonna listen to that one anymore.
Alex: I like it!
Mommy: Let’s find another one. Let’s find another one that we like.
Alex: I like that one, tryin’ to shut the door.
(Mommy plays a different movie.)
Alex: I wanna listen to that one that Alex was tryin’ to shut the door. I saw that one.
Mommy: Tryin’ to open the door?
Alex: No, shu – shut it. Close the door.


(Daddy is flipping through the channels on TV)
Alex: I like the one with the lady cookin’ dinner.
Mommy: You like Rachael Ray?
Daddy (to Alex): It’s called Rachael Ray.
Alex: I wanna watch Rachael Ray.


(Alex is brushing teeth.)
Alex: Um, after I spit can I go take a nap with my friend Claire?
Daddy: Yeah.
(Alex spits.)
Alex: Um I have no time to talk. In my cup. That's why I have no time.


Alex: You see I'm jumpin’ fast!

Alex: Um when I'm sleeping, um then I will stand up and say, “Go away!” Can I do that?

Alex: Can I stand on your foot and jump?
Daddy: Yeah.
Alex (jumping on Daddy’s foot): Oowoowoowoow. I'm doing it!
Daddy: Yeah.
(Alex stops. Claire runs over and starts jumping on Daddy’s foot.)
Claire: Oowoowoowoow. Oowoowoowoow. Oowoowoowoow. Oowoowoowoow.

(Alex is examining his nipples.)
Daddy: What's that, Alex?
Alex: This is my belly button, and these are more belly buttons!
Daddy: How many belly buttons do you have?
Alex: Three!

Alex (rubbing his eyes): I'm sleepy.

Alex: Let's go to the monkey house. That's our house.


(Alex is in bed, talking to Daddy about going to Callum’s house tomorrow.)
Alex: Does he have a robot?
Daddy: I don’t know.
Alex: Does he have a cow?
Daddy: I don’t know.
Alex: Let’s see what toys he has. In bed.
Daddy: Okay.
Alex: Does he have a truck?
Daddy: I don’t know.
Alex: Let’s see if he has a car.
Daddy: Okay.
Alex: Does he have blocks? Like I have?
Daddy: I don’t know.