There’s a leppechaunia on here, he’s gonna hurt me.

(Alex holds up a piece of Life cereal.)
Alex: There’s a leprechaun on here, Daddy.
Daddy: Yeah?
Alex: Yeah.
(Alex puts the Life cereal in his mouth.)
Alex: He bite my tongue, ouch!

(Claire holds up a piece of Life cereal.)
Claire: There’s a leppechaunia on here, he’s gonna hurt me.
(Claire puts the piece of Life cereal in her mouth.)
Claire: Ouch ouch ouch!


(It’s late Saturday morning, and the kids have made a mess of the house.)
Alex (to Daddy): At nap time, can you clean our house up? It’s messy.


(Last night, the hammock was left out in the rain.)
Alex: The sun’s pretty shining today, so maybe the… the mechanic’s all dried out.