Up on the ceiling.

(Daddy comes home from work.)
Alex: Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy!


(Daddy throws Alex up in the air.)
Alex: I’m a baby!


Alex’s fork: Hi, water.


Alex: I’m the library. I need to get some books. I need to read books.
Alex (handing out imaginary books to Mommy and Daddy): Here’s one for you. Here’s one for you.
Alex: I need to get more books.
Alex: Here you go Claire. Here you go Daddy. Here you go Mommy.


Alex: The cat can’t go in the car.
Alex: The cat can’t go in the car.
Alex: He can’t go in the car.
Alex: He can’t go in the car.
Alex: He can’t go in the car.
Alex: He can’t go in the car.
Alex: He can’t go in the car.
Alex: He can’t go in the car, Daddy.
Alex: He can’t go in the car, Daddy.
Mommy: Do you need help, Alex?
Alex: Yeah I need help.


Alex: Let’s let the water out, Daddy.
Daddy: Good idea, it’s time to let the water out. Oh, you can do it!
Alex: And I go potty and wash hands and brush teeth. And all the games. That’s all the games you can.
Daddy: What’s all the games?
Alex: Toys and take a bath and you don’t got a shirt and bath time and potties and counters… and ears… and dragons and eggs and Elmos.


(Alex is lying on the floor looking up.)
Alex: Can’t go up there.
Alex: I can’t go up there.
Alex: I can’t go up there.
Alex: I can’t go up there.
Alex: I can’t go up there, Daddy.
Daddy: You can’t go up where?
Alex: Up on the ceiling.

(Daddy and Alex are looking out Alex's window.)
Alex: The boy’s going home from school. And he got a jackpack. Like Diego.
Daddy: He has a what?
Alex: A jetpack.


Daddy: Alex, do you want to put on PJs?
Alex: No, I don’t want to put on PJs.
Daddy: I want to put on PJs. Alex, put on my PJs.
Alex: I need to change your diaper first. You poopy.

(song time)
Mommy: What do you want to sing, Alex?
Alex: Sing buh-buh, bah-bah, oh-oh, uh.
Mommy: Every night!
Daddy (sings): Buh-buh, bah-bah, oh-oh, uh.
Alex (laughing): That’s not – that’s not a song!