Alex (whiny): I wanna go shopping!
Mommy: Alex. You have a dollar. What are you gonna buy with a dollar?
Alex: A can of green beans.
Alex: I'm saving for another accident. If a house got cut in half. By a robber.
Claire: That would be a really bad accident!
(dinner)
Alex: I would love some more carrots please, Mommy.
(Alex is complaining that his carrots are too hot.)
Daddy: Well I don’t want you to get burned.
Alex: But I did get burned. I touched one, and it was as hot as the sun.
(Mommy is unwrapping Alex’s Halloween chocolate for him.)
Alex: You don’t have to open it all the way, I can eat it like a banana.
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