Daddy, leprechauns came to our room today!

Claire (excitedly): Daddy, leprechauns came to our room today!  And they left footprints on the floor, and footprints on the table…  [Claire goes on and on for a while, very excited]

Claire (to Alex): The grass is green, just like our shirts, because it's Green Day.  And the grass is green.


(snack time)

Alex: Daddy, how does a Cheez-It sneeze?
Daddy: How?
Alex: Ah -- ah -- Cheez-It!
(Daddy laughs.)
Daddy: You made up a joke!
Claire: Daddy, how does a Cheez-It sneeze?
Daddy: How?
Claire: Ah -- ah -- Cheez-It!

Alex: Do know which favorite day the Cheez-It likes?
Daddy: What?
Alex: Cheez-It Day!
Daddy: Oh!
Claire: Do know which favorite day the Cheez-It likes?
Daddy: What?
Claire: Cheez-It Day!

Alex: Daddy, do you know what Cheez-It song is?  What its favorite song is?
Daddy: What?
Alex: Cheez-It, Cheez-It, Twinkle Twinkle Cheez-It!
Daddy: Oh!
Claire: Daddy, do you know what song a Cheez-It likes?
Daddy: What?
Claire: Cheez-It, Cheez-It, Twinkle Twinkle Cheez-It!