I will not like it.

(Alex is wearing Mommy’s shoes.)
Alex: I’m a Romp ‘N’ Roll. I’m Romp ‘N’ Roll. I’m Romp ‘N’ Roll. I have Romp ‘N’ Roll shoes.


(Alex is wearing Mommy’s shoes on his hands.)
Alex: Do you like my hand shoes?


Alex: I have to take them back to Romp ‘N’ Roll, ‘cause they’re not mine. ‘Cause they’re Romp ‘N’ Roll shoes.


Alex: I made a castle, yay!


Alex: And another castle says moo!


Alex: And a cow goes on this tower. ‘Cause it doesn't go through there. ‘Cause it’s too big. Moo!


(Daddy is outside without shoes.)
Alex: You shouldn’t be outside, Daddy, your foots gonna be all dirty.


Daddy: Alex, do you feel like getting a haircut today?
(Alex shakes his head.)
Daddy: But Daddy can give you a haircut.
Alex: I will not like it. I will not like it. I’m not gonna like it.


(Alex wakes up from nap.)
Alex: I like my nap.


Alex: No wet and no goss and no geese and no poop. And no goss. And no geese and no goss. And no goss and no goss.


Dragon: Ernie will come and see what happened to my lip?
Daddy: To your lip?
Dragon: Yeah. ‘Cause my lip was hurt.
Daddy: Yeah.
Dragon: ‘Cause I want some ice.
Daddy: Yeah.
Dragon: Ernie will get some ice for me.


Alex: Ernie’s gonna drive in his car.
Daddy: That's right.
Alex: I will see Ernie’s car.
Daddy: That’s right.
Alex: ‘Cause I was gonna see out the window.


(Alex is playing with his toes.)
Alex: You say it. One piggy went to market. One piggy stayed home. One piggy... (mumble). What this piggy do?


(in bed)

Alex: ‘Cause I go to the bookstore and then I go see Ernie.
Daddy: Yeah.
Alex: ‘Cause Ernie’s gonna come to my house.

Alex: I don't like Bobo. ‘Cause Elly likes me.