I was gonna sleep on the pillow and I will not wake you up ‘cause I will close my feet and you will go in the CAVE!

Alex: You get a haircut, Daddy?


Alex: After school we will play trains and go to bed, and after bed we will go to the playground and then go to the beach.


Alex: Ben's at my school. And we have Ben at Brady's party.


Daddy: Alex, what did you do at school today?
Alex: Nothing.
Daddy: Oh yeah? Was that fun?
Alex: Nope!


Alex: Sleep on your new pillow that you got from school.


(Grommie is lying in the family room.)
Alex: I think you’re in the kitchen, Grommie. I didn’t look for you. You’re not in your crate. I think you’re in the kitchen.


(playing with toys)

Alex: Wulture. Wulture.
Daddy: Vulture.
Alex: This is a wulture.

Vulture: Can I go in there?
Alex: Yes you can. You’re not gonna get through there, ‘cause the thing, the wall's in the way.

Vulture: I can't look for something. I can’t look for something, goat. I can’t look for something, ‘cause the monkey’s on the tree.

Alex: Wulture’s at his house.
Daddy: Vulture’s at his house?
Alex: Yes. He can’t go to the tree and fly in it, ‘cause he has to sit in it.


(washing hands)
Mommy: Put your hand all the way in.
Alex: Meg told me that.


(dinner time)

Alex: Wipe this penguin. He got all dirty.

Alex: Mommy, it’s quiet.
Mommy: Mm-hm.
Alex (laughing): Stop it.

Alex: Don't say that. I'm gonna say it. Guh dubba dubba gai-ah!

Daddy: Alex, tell me a question.
Alex: If a tree’s in the forest, no one is there to hear it, what does it make a sound?

Daddy: What did you do at school today?
Alex: I played with Kylie.
Daddy: Oh yeah?
Alex: And Isabelle. ‘Cause she was sad.
Daddy: Why was she sad?
Alex: ‘Cause she missed her Mommy and then she came back in the door.


Alex: I pushed you Claire, I'm sorry I didn't mean to.


Alex: I was gonna sleep on the pillow and I will not wake you up ‘cause I will close my feet and you will go in the CAVE!