I wanna eat your coffee maker.

Alex: The little box got really really big! It was a little bit little, but now it’s a little bit big.

Alex: The Cat in the Hat is scary, (mumble).


Alex: But he had a teddy bear, but fishes don't have teddy bears.


Claire (pointing at Mommy’s shoes): Shoes. Mama.
Claire (pointing at Daddy’s shoes): Shoes. Daddy.
Claire (pointing at Mommy’s shoes again): Shoes. Mama.


Daddy: And after nap, Mommy’s gonna play with you.
Alex: No doctor appointments, or, no errands!
Daddy: That’s right.


Alex: Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! We’re having a picnic, do you wanna come eat with us?

Alex: It’s Thanksgiving! It’s Thanksgiving, Daddy!


(dinner time)

Alex: Spencer’s here! Spencer’s on the ceiling!

Alex: He went through that light! We can't reach him.
Daddy: He did?
Alex: He thinks that’s fun! It's not fun!

Alex: Where did Science Kid go?
Daddy: I don’t know, I don’t see him.
Alex: Um … um … um … um … I SEE HIM ON THE CEILING!!!

Alex: Talk about Cookie Monster and Abby and Zoe went to Romp ‘n’ Roll. And there was all their friends.
Daddy: I thought you were gonna tell me a story.
Alex: I can’t. I can’t. I’m tired.

Alex: I wanna go to Grandma’s house.
Daddy: You do? What do you do at Grandma’s house?
Alex: I wanna eat your coffee maker.


Alex: I think Clifford doesn’t fit in any houses, so he fits in houses, he fits in stores, or in houses.