Uh whoa.

Alex: Daddy, I ate meatballs at school. Meatballs.
Daddy: You ate meatballs?
Alex: Yeah. Miss ah - Miss Tahlia had meatballs.
Daddy: Oh!


Alex: Last time, I said stupid car, if I say it again, will I get a timeout?


Alex: When I was a bear, I couldn't - I can't drink cocoa, I can drink apple juice and milk and water.


Alex: Tell me to eat the whole one, Daddy.
Daddy: Um, eat the whole one, Alex.
Alex: No.
Alex: Tell me again.
Daddy: Eat the whole one, Alex.
(Alex starts to eat it.)
Mommy (whispering): Eat it. Eat it.


Alex: Claire, come in here! Claire!


Alex (reading The Little Engine That Could): So she was a little engine, and she puffed and puffed, and pulled and pulled. And then here comes a engine.


Claire: Uh stairs! Uh stairs!
Mommy: Claire came down the stairs.
Daddy: On her tummy?
Mommy: Yeah!
Daddy: Ah! Good job!


Alex: Daddy, we’re doing sanitizer.


Alex: I want to not get in my chair.
Daddy: Oh, you don’t wanna have any dinner?
Alex: No, I wanna have dinner.
Daddy: Okay, then get in your chair.
Alex: Okay, I’ll get this tissue first.


Claire: Chuh.
Mommy: Mac and cheese, oranges, and peas.
Alex: I want dinosaur pasta.
Alex: I want dinosaur pasta please.
Daddy: You better count your blessings.
Alex: No. No, I don’t want to.
Mommy: Well you can go to your room and get ready for bed. Or you can get in your chair and eat dinner. It’s up to you.
Alex: I can’t get ready for bed by myself.
Mommy: Well, I’ll go help you, if you wanna eat.
Alex: No. Don’t help me.
(Alex gets in his chair.)


(Alex is eating Claire’s leftovers.)
Alex: Good sharing, Claire. Thank you. Thank you for sharing.


Alex: Don’t say a stupid blanket.
Alex: I told Claire don’t say a stupid blanket, Daddy.
Daddy: Okay, don’t say it either.
Alex: You don’t say it either, Daddy. You don’t say it.


Alex: I was tryin’ to slip a little bit.


Alex: There's a dinosaur in my pants, but why is there a dinosaur in my pants?


(Daddy plays rough with Claire.)
Daddy: Whoa!
(Daddy stops.)
Claire: Uh whoa.
(Daddy does it again.)
Claire: Uh whoa.
(Daddy does it again.)
Claire: Uh whoa.