Bye-bye Ah-mo. Bye-bye Go-wah.

Alex: Is Mommy still falling asleep on the sofa?


Alex: The poo-poo’s in my tummy. The goss is in my tummy. And so did the pee-pee.


Alex: May you pick me up?


Alex: This is a lot. Is this too heavy, Daddy?


Claire (pointing at her shirt): Daddy! Fish!
Daddy: Oh, you have a fish on your shirt!
Daddy: Alex, let’s see what’s on your shirt. Looks like there’s a roaring lion on this one.
Alex: Roooooooooooaaaarrrrr! Roooooooooooaaaarrrrr! Roooooooooooaaaarrrrr!
Claire: Fish!
Daddy: Yeah, fish!
Claire (to Mommy): Uh Daddy.
Mommy: Did you tell Daddy?
Alex: Rooooooooooooaaaaaaarrrrrr! Rooooooooooooaaaaaaarrrrrr!


Claire (to Mommy): Uh pants.
Mommy: You like those pants? They’re soft, aren’t they?
Claire (hurrying over to Daddy, pointing at her pants): Uh soft!


(playing in the playroom)

Alex: Here you go, Daddy. Hold these puzzles. I can’t carry heavy puzzles.

Alex: Look at me, putting the puzzle pieces on the mat.
Daddy: I see you putting the puzzle pieces on the mat.
Alex: There’s a lot of puzzle pieces.
Claire: Ah-wah! Ah-wah!
Alex: I’m doing this Claire. I’m not talking to you right now.
(Mommy enters the room, putting on her sweatshirt.)
Claire: Shirt! Shirt!
Mommy: Yeah, it’s my sweatshirt.
Claire: Sha-shee.
Mommy: It’s cold up here.
Claire: Cold.

Alex: Eat this cheese, foot.
Mommy’s foot: I don’t have a mouth.
Alex: Okay, I’ll put you in the water. I put you in the water.
Mommy: Okay.
Alex: Hey! Look at Claire!
Mommy: You silly girl.

Alex: Look at this puzzle, Daddy. See?
Daddy: Yeah.
Alex: Look at me, I’m doing it by myself.
Daddy: Good!
Alex: Claire gave me a little piece of the tractor thing.

Claire: Truck.
Alex: Let’s see. No, that’s… part of the train.
Alex: Daddy, where’s the wheel?

Alex: Let’s open this cat puzzle. Because I ate all my blueberries, I don’t need any more.

Mommy: Is somebody poopy?
Alex: No one!
Claire: Uh poop.


(Daddy is reading Elmo Says.)
Daddy (reading): Elmo says wave bye-bye.
Claire: Bye-bye Ah-mo. Bye-bye Go-wah.
Daddy: Bye-bye.
Claire (pointing at Grover’s eyes): Eyes.
Claire (pointing at Elmo’s mouth): Mouth.
Claire (closing the book): Ah end.


Claire (wanting Daddy to put her baby in her bed): Baby. Bed.


Alex (to Mommy): Are you gonna go get something to get rid of the green light?