Crusties don’t be in legs.

Alex: I don't want that waffle.


Alex: Let's run and talk about what we’re gonna do before Christmas, okay?


Alex: I don't like che — che — cherries, Daddy. Those are cherries.
Daddy: Okay. You don’t have to eat them.
Alex: Cherries are red.


Alex: I have a bad cough again, Daddy.
Mommy: I don’t think you do.
Alex: I’m talking to Daddy.
Mommy: I know you are, but I don’t think we need to do mask again.


Claire: Daddy!
Claire: Buh!
Claire: Bink!


Alex: There's Percy and Thomas at that house. There's two trains. All the other trains are at work.


(Daddy, Mommy, Alex, and Claire are dancing.)

Claire: Again!! Again!!

Alex: Dance, Mommy!

Alex: Claire, dance!

Claire: Jump jump jump. Jump jump jump.


Alex: Claire, don't touch my puzzle.
Daddy: Now be nice.
Alex: Claire’s touching my puzzle.


Alex: I’m allergic to peanuts too, I don't like peanuts.


(getting ready for bed)

Alex: After this nap Sally will be here.
Daddy: Sally? Who’s Sally?
Alex: Um, I will not say Sally.

Claire: Uh brush.
Claire: Uh brush.
Claire: Uh brush.
Claire: Uh brush.
Claire: Uh brush.

Alex: Go get my Daddy who has a funny face.

Alex: I put my cup, right, on top, of the part o’ the sink.

Alex: That Sam-I-Am, that Sam-I-Am, I do not like that – that Sam-I-Am.

Daddy: All right Alex, let's get your PJs on.
Alex: We’re not doing drops?
Daddy: Did you wanna do drops?
Alex: Yeah. I wanna do drops.
Alex: Let's do drops.


(bed time)

Alex: What do you wanna do after nap?
Daddy: Well, tomorrow’s Friday.
Alex: No school today?

Alex: I will talk to Mommy.


(in bed, overheard over the monitor)

Alex: And now I'm gonna be here, just Alex and Claire all by their selves and when they get up, they will not have anyone.

(Alex drinks some water in bed.)
Alex: It’s almost gone. Then I will start to cry again. Then I won’t… ask Daddy to come up. Mommy won’t come up. Or Daddy, uh, if there’s no Mommy and Daddy will be at the store and (mumble).

Alex: Now it’s all gone. I threw it out.
Alex: I threw it out.
(Alex mumbles.)
Alex: Threw it out.
Alex: It went right into my s – it went right on the floor.
Alex: When – when I didn’t have any PJs on, there was a… crusty in my leg. But, no it’s not, no crusties in the leg.
Alex (in his “that’s silly” voice): Crusties don’t be in legs.
Alex: But there were (mumble), but it hurt, it’s startin’ hurts, and, and I didn’t have any ice, to get it, but it’s cold.
Alex (whining): My leg hurts.
Alex: Did I get it out?
Alex; I got the goop out. And the crusties out, and, and the eyewash out. So I didn’t like it, so I got it back myself. This one always hurts uh. It hurts a little bit.
Alex: There’s some goop in this eye.
(Alex mumbles.)
Alex: This (iris?) doesn’t have any. That (iris?) some. But I got it out.

Alex: Oh, then Science Kid will be home?
Alex: Yes. He will go home.
Alex: Before the nap Science Kid was still here? And before this nap?
Alex: Uh. Science Kid was here.
Alex: Sally.