I got a haircut!

Claire (excitedly): I got a haircut!

Claire: I took my jacket off by myself!


(dinner)

Daddy: Claire, if a tree falls in the forest, and there’s no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Claire: No.

Daddy: Claire, if you were going to a desert island, what would you take?
Claire: Eye-ode Juju.

Daddy: Claire, if you could have dinner with three fictional characters, who would they be?
Claire (cheerfully): I don’t know!
Alex: Maybe Pablo and Tyrone?
Claire: No.
Alex: Austin?
Claire: No.
Alex: Uniqua?
Claire: No.
Alex: Tasha?
Claire: No.


(Earlier, Alex refused to make a choice from among the options that Daddy offered him. Daddy is now explaining why that forced Daddy to make the choice on Alex’s behalf.)
Alex: But I didn’t like any of the choices.