Claire, do you know what’s today? It’s Daddy’s birthday!

Alex: Is it Friday?
Daddy: No, it’s Thursday.
Alex: Oh.
Alex: Claire, do you know what’s today? It’s Daddy’s birthday!
Claire: Daddy’s birthday!
Mommy: Did you guys say happy birthday to Daddy?
Claire: Happy birthday to Daddy!
Alex: Happy birthday, Daddy!



Claire: It’s snowing outside! It’s getting in deeper! It’s getting deeper!

Claire (noticing that Juju is cold): Oh, it’s cold! On my Juju!


Alex: Birds don’t have haircuts. Do birds have haircuts?


(playing in the snow)

(Claire is inside, watching Alex and Daddy out the window. Alex throws a snowball at the window, and Claire cowers playfully.)
Claire: Bonk!

Daddy: What else do you wanna do?
Alex: Let’s build another snowman!
Daddy: One snowman was hard enough, let’s do something else.
Alex: We could go for a snow walk.

(Alex and Daddy are returning home from a long walk.)
Alex: I wish we had a car to go up this hill.
Daddy: Yeah?
Alex: I wish we had a car, so you can go for a walk, ‘cause it makes you tired, your feet get tired.


Mommy: Oh! Can you get a tissue, buddy?
Alex: Yeah, I feel it.


(Daddy reads Alex’s birthday card.)
Alex: It’s a monkey card!

(Daddy reads Claire’s birthday card.)
Claire: That Dora!

Daddy: Thank you for my cards, guys!
Alex: I like when it’s your birthday.
Mommy (to Claire): Did Daddy like his card?
Claire (to Mommy): Yeah. He be really happy.


(Mommy is decorating Daddy’s birthday cake.)
Mommy: What should I draw over here? What does Daddy like?
Alex: Daddy likes…
Claire: Daddy likes…
Alex: Daddy likes… chips!
Claire: Chips!
Mommy: What else does Daddy like?
Alex: Um… maybe carrots that make you healthy?
Mommy: Yeah. What does Daddy like to do?
Claire: Maybe… maybe chicken nuggets!
Alex: He likes to play with us.


(dinner)

Alex: If a monster comes, and eats you up… what will happen on Saturday?
Daddy: I don’t know.
Alex: He will sneeze, and… a dinosaur will come out of his mouth!

Alex: Hey Daddy? Who says quack quack?
Daddy: Who says quack quack? I don’t know.
Alex: A cow, when it was in Mommy’s mouth!