Wuh.. wooh... wuh... wooh.

(Alex takes his own temperature.)
Alex: 95.
(Alex takes Daddy’s temperature.)
Alex: 95.


Alex: I wanna feel his hair.


Alex: Maybe it's full of pee pee. That diaper's full of pee pee.


Alex: Maybe my pants are falling down.


Alex: I wanna watch Super Why and Martha. I know what that yellow dog's name is.
Daddy: Oh good! What is it?
Alex: It's Martha.


(Daddy is typing on his computer.)
Alex: Don’t push the buttons!
Daddy: Why not?
Alex: Because, I need you to get my show to watch.


Alex: When your watch beeps, can I go to school?


Alex: When I'm three, I can go to preschool.
Daddy: That's great!
Alex: I'll do my birthday first, when I get bigger I can go there.


Alex (whining): My eyes.
Daddy: Your eyes? What’s wrong?
Alex: My eyes.
Daddy: What’s wrong with them? Tell Daddy.
Alex: They’re wet.
Daddy: How did your eyes get wet?
Alex: ‘Cause I was crying.


(dinner time)

Alex: I want some bread with no butter on it.
Daddy: I want a million dollars.
Alex: You don’t need a million dollars. They all went in the trees.

Alex: I want cocoa. Say “I want cocoa.”
Daddy: I want cocoa.
Alex: I got cocoa. Oh, the other cocoa’s in the trees.

Daddy: Mommy likes me.
Alex: I like you too.
Daddy: Thanks, Alex.

Daddy: How many fingers is this?
Alex: Three.
Daddy: Let’s count them.
Daddy: One…
Alex: Two…three… four!
Daddy: That’s four fingers!

Claire (counting her fingers): Wuh... wooh... wuh... wooh.