She doesn’t how to say Grommie. She just says Alex, wawa, and dog.

Claire: Dog.
Daddy: That's our dog. His name’s Grommie. Can you say “Grommie”?
Claire: Dah.
Alex: She doesn’t how to say Grommie. She just says Alex, wawa, and dog.
Daddy: That’s right.


(in the car)

Alex: I wanna go on a trip.
Daddy: Where do you wanna go?
Alex: I wanna go just on a trip.

(looking at construction vehicles)
Alex: Daddy will pick me up in that big dumper. What's that truck?
Daddy: I think it’s a steam shovel.
Alex: A steam shovel, Daddy will pick me up in the steam shovel, and Mommy will pick Claire up with her steam shovel. Yeah, Daddy?
Daddy: That’s right.


Alex: Mommy spits in my bathroom.


Alex: And then I use the potty all the time and I wear my underwear. And when I'm three, I will go to preschool.


Alex: Claire, okay, you can play with the car. When Mommy's watch beeps I can take a turn.

(lunch time; chicken and rice is served)
Alex: She's eating hen and rice.


Alex: Claire's not going to the party.
Daddy: She's not?
Alex: She's not. She's gonna stay here. With you.
Daddy: With me.
Alex: Mommy's gonna go with me.


(in the car, on the way to Wyatt’s party)

Claire: Naaaah! Naaaah!
Alex: What are you talking about? Nana?

Alex: Daddy’s gonna drive the other truck and he's gonna pick you up with the – what is that?
Daddy: Steam shovel.
Alex: The steam shovel, and I'm gonna pick Claire up with her steam shovel.

Mommy: Alex, look it’s the fire house!
Alex: Neat!

Alex: I'm gonna pick pumpkins.
Daddy: Yay, that'll be fun! And there might be goats and horses.
Alex: No cows!
Daddy: That’s right, no cows.
Alex: Just ponies and birds. And vultures.

Alex: What happened?
Daddy: What happened?
Alex: What happened, Mommy?
Mommy: Mommy wasn’t paying attention and drove off the road a little bit.


Alex: There's a little Mommy right there.
Daddy: Where?
Alex: There's a little Mommy right there, in your eye. Get her out.


Alex: I found Claire’s water, but where’s Claire?


Alex: I just went to the party and picked pumpkins.


Alex: I didn't want Spider-Man. I like these car slippers. I like them.

Alex: I didn't want the Spider-Man ones. Or Dara.
Daddy: I like the car ones.
Alex: I do too. Yes I do. Yes sir. I do. Sir.


(playing house)
The Mommy: I'm tired, do you wanna get ready for bed?
The Daddy: I'm trying to put the cat with the dog and then I'm gonna put him in the (mumble) for the doctor. ‘Cause he died.