Where's the yellow poothtaste?

(looking out the window)
Alex: Maybe it's summer.
(Pause.)
Alex: What's that called?
Daddy: What?
Alex: That -- out the window.
Daddy: It's fall.


Alex: I'm gonna tell all my friends.


Alex: Daddy’s home! Hi Daddy!
Daddy: Hi Alex!
Alex: Come outside and play with me.


Alex: The music’s done okay, we just did one song.
Daddy: What music?
Alex: Um, fixing my tuck and (mumble).


Alex: And now can you come - do you wanna come get some groceries with me?


(dinner time)

Daddy: What are you having for dinner, Alex?
Alex: Um grapes and water and pasta and grapes. Grapes and carrots and grapes.

Alex: I want some more grapes.
Daddy: What do you want?
Alex: More grapes.
Daddy: Okay, I’ll get you some grapes if you try your pasta.
Alex: Okay.
(Alex tries his pasta.)
Alex: Mmmmmm, delicious!

Daddy: I see a boy.
Alex: I see a girl.
Daddy: I see a boy, and his name is Alex.
Alex: I see a banana.
Daddy: What's the banana’s name?
Alex: Um... He's just a banana.

Alex: She said “cracker” when we was eating snack.

Alex: We didn't play sandbox today, Mommy.


Alex (talking quietly to himself): He's gonna bite my face.
Daddy: What?
Alex: He’s gonna bite my face.
Daddy: Who is?
Alex: Grommie.
Daddy: No he’s not!


Alex: Where's the yellow poothtaste?
Daddy: The poothtaste?
Alex: The peethtaste. What's that called?
Daddy: Toothpaste.
Alex: Where's the other toothpaste?


Alex: I wanna touch the pig with two hands please.

Pig: I pooped on your leg.
Alex: That’s okay, pig.


(Daddy is reading Curious George Goes to the Library.)
Alex: What's he reading?
Daddy: He's reading the dinosaur book.
Alex: Is George going down for nap?