I want grapes with no stams. Stems. Can you fix the washing machine?

(Alex is pretending that a toy is a camera.)

Alex: Claire, I have a new camera for you. This is your new camera. Oh she doesn’t want it.

Alex: Smile!


(dinner time)

Alex: I wanna see Alex saying “I see I see”.
Alex: Please, Daddy?
Alex: Please?
Alex: Please?
Alex: Please, Daddy?

Daddy: Maybe you could do it.
Alex: Maybe I don’t how. I’m busy.

Mommy: How was your day?
Daddy: Regular. How was yours?
Alex (to Mommy): How was your day?
Mommy: How was your day?
Alex: I was my day, you’re not my day.
Mommy: I was what?
Alex: You’re not my day. You’re not my day.
Mommy: Okay.

Daddy: Claire, do you need some more pizza? Daddy will get it for you.
Alex: I need a million dollars. Can I have a million dollars?

Alex: I want some grapes with no things on them. Those things. What are these?
Daddy: Stems.
Alex: I want grapes with no stams. Stems. Can you fix the washing machine?

Alex: I can't get them off.
Daddy: Oh well.
Alex: Can you get them off?
Daddy: No.
Alex: But I'm busy!


Alex (singing?): Star, triangle, shell, diamond!


(Alex is playing with packing tubes.)
Alex: Ex-er-cise!
(Bang bang bang)
Alex: Ex-er-cise!
(Bang bang bang)
Alex: Ex-er-cise!
Mommy: Ex-er-cise!
Alex: Ex-er-cise!

Alex: Where's one for Daddy?
Daddy: May I have one?
Alex: I'm gonna get one for Mommy first.
Mommy: Thank you.
Alex: And here’s one for Daddy!


Alex: I'm a rhinoceros!
Daddy: I'm a lion! Roar!
Alex: I'm a bird! Tweet tweet!
Daddy: I'm a monkey! Oo oo ah ah!
Alex: I'm a shower!
Daddy: You’re a shower?
Alex: Yeah, with a elephant trunk on my head!


Claire (in her sleep): A-wah! A-wah!

Claire (in her sleep): Awnh Dada.