This is not my chair. Everyone said this is not my chair. But Aunt Sheridan didn't say this was my chair, she said this was my own chair.

Alex: I'm gonna show my friends my new shoes what I bought.


Alex (out of the blue): There's an old nest in a birdhouse, Mommy has to clean it out.


(dinner time)

Alex: I'm - I'm hungry. I'm gonna go eat.

Alex: I'm not gonna pee-pee in my chair.

Alex: Daddy will you sit right there, next to me?
Daddy: Yeah, I like sitting next to you.
Alex: Mommy’s gonna sit next to Claire.
(Pause.)
Alex: Maybe she's not. Maybe she's gonna clean up.

Alex: Sing the moon again.
Daddy (singing): When… the… moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie…
Alex: Moray.
Daddy (singing): When the stars start to shine like you've had too much wine that's…
Alex: A big pie.


(In the sandbox, Claire points at a bug.)
Claire: Buh-boo.
Daddy: What?
Claire: Buh-boo.
Daddy: That’s a bug.
Claire: Buh.


(Alex is sitting in the little beach chair.)
Alex: This is not my chair. Everyone said this is not my chair. But Aunt Sheridan didn't say this was my chair, she said this was my own chair. But that was for next time, next time.


Alex: When I get bigger…
Alex: Um when I get bigger…
Alex: Um… I can crawl.
(Pause.)
Daddy: Crawl?
Alex: Yeah. That's what babies do.


(Alex reads Goodnight Moon.)
Alex: The moon.
Alex: The cow jumped over the moon.
Alex: The little dog laughed.
Alex: The cat and the fiddle.
Alex: The cow jumped over the moon.
Alex: The little dog laughed.
Alex: They went to sleep.


Alex: I did that, I did that game. I picked up the grape.
Daddy: Yeah?
Alex: I put the grape up on the ceiling and it came down on my fingers. And I ate it.


Alex: I bought something. It's your favorite.


Alex: I want my new toothpaste. I want the cheese one, not Thomas.
Daddy: Okay.


(Alex hears a sound.)
Alex: What's that?
Daddy: Daddy had some goss.
Alex: Can I smell it?


Alex (playing barn): Barn! All the animals are in there! They're having a family in the barn!