B... E... B... I... G...

Alex (watching the intro to Thomas and Friends): Harold the Helicopter, Mommy!


Alex: You can’t play with my toys. You can’t play with my toys.


(Alex plays in his bed during nap. The speakers are listed as Alex, but some parts appear to have been voiced by his toys.)

Alex: You need to be very careful when you play in Daddy’s room, then you get the water. But you drink water if you’re not tired. If you wanna play with your toys, you need to say “Daddy, Claire’s gonna take the whole basket.”

Alex: My birthday’s in a few minutes, Bert.
Alex: Do you like those presents? Do you wanna open it?
Alex: Yeah, I will open it.
Alex: I got your present open.

Alex: Here you go Thomas, can you go to get some presents for me? I want my presents, ‘cause I can’t find them. They fell in the bed next time. ‘Kay. Maybe they’re in the bed. Maybe they’re in the water. (Mumble) they have big (toes?). They have big (toes?) okay? Thomas? That’s the water I get (mumble) things.

Alex: It’s not in there, it’s out the front door. Oh. I’ll get it.
Alex (straining): Nnnnnnh. Heavy. Nnnnnnh. Got it.
Alex: It’s my present to put in my bag.
Alex: Okay. (Mumble.)
Alex: I don’t have any things to open. (Mumble) to Bert.
Alex: At Bert’s house, at (mumble) and after at Tasha’s house, and (mumble), and not like up peanuts (mumble) food. Okay? You need to ask me, okay? Ask me, Rosie and uh – ask me with Thomas then I – I’m – ask Thomas, oh – okay? Okay, Rosie?
Alex: Oh, we’re gonna go there, that’s our party, for Thomas – for, for Bert, okay? We’re not – we’re not gonna go there, okay? To our party, (mumble). It’s my party too. It’s not your party, you’re two, and when you’re three, you can have a party. After the other nap. Okay? It’s on Friday okay? I’m gonna get a birthday in a few minutes, and my birthday’s Friday too.
Alex: And on my birthday too, on Friday too. On my birthday okay?
Alex: And my birthday too.
Alex: And my birthday.

Alex: Claire’s saying something, I don’t know what… saying. I hear her.

Alex (crying): Mommy! I want Mommyyyy!

Alex: I know where to hide (the poop?). I know where to hide. I know where to hide, but where should I hide?

Alex: I’ll play in the playroom by myself.


Alex (to Daddy): You don’t have a bracelet.
Daddy: No, I don’t have a bracelet.
Alex: You need to get one from the store, Daddy.


(getting out of the car)
Alex: Hi Daddy!
Daddy: Hi! How are you?
Alex: I went to Nana’s.
Daddy: Yeah? Was that fun?
(Grommie jumps into the car.)
Alex (sternly): Grommie, get out of the car right now.


(Alex is looking at a piece of paper with a picture of Clifford and the words “BE BIG!” in big capital letters.)
Alex: B… E… B… I… G…
Alex: Big!


Alex: I wanna walk by this – what’s this called?
Daddy: A vent.
Alex: I'm gonna walk by this vent.
Daddy: Okay.
Alex: I'm gonna step over these animals.
Daddy: Okay.
Alex: I did that yesterday.
Daddy: Okay.


Alex: Daddy, Claire did her thumb (mumble)! She did a good job!
Daddy: What did she do?
Alex: She did a good job!
Daddy: Of what?
Alex: Of her thumb!


Alex (handing daddy the thermometer): Here.
Daddy: Thank you.
Alex: That's a temperature.
Daddy: Okay.
Alex: For heads.


(in bed)
Daddy: … And Daddy will take Alex and Claire to school…
Alex: Who’s gonna be there?
Daddy: Miss Woody and Miss Arnold.
Alex: And who else?
Daddy: Your friends.
Alex: What are their names?
Daddy: Um, Everett, and Ian…
Alex: Maybe Everett’s mad.
Daddy: Why is Everett mad?
Alex: ‘Cause he didn’t want to go to school.


Alex (talking to himself in bed): I got more water, yay. Mommy got it for me. Um, I drinked it all yesterday.