And this is where the TV lives.

Alex: I don't need a shirt.
Daddy: Well we'll get you a shirt when we get downstairs, so you don't get too cold.
Alex: Tummy doesn’t want to get on shirts. He just wants to play outside.


Alex: This is the family room.
Daddy: Yeah.
Alex: And this is where the TV lives.
Daddy: Yeah.


(Grommie is pooping in the back yard.)
Alex: Is he gonna poop?
Daddy: He just did.
Alex: Did he roll in it?


(Daddy comes home from work.)
Alex (in unison with Claire): Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
Claire (in unison with Alex): Dada! Dada! Dada! Dada! Dada!


Alex: I have my thing for work. It’s a yellow thing. Has animals in it.


(Alex is pretending to be the daddy.)
Alex: Can I take you to school first? Can you eat breakfast, Daddy? I will get breakfast ready for you, and then I will take you to school, and I will go to work far away.
Daddy: Okay.
Alex: I don't have my car. My car was broken yesterday.
Daddy: Oh no!
Alex: I put it away because your— my my plate was broken too.
Daddy: Oh no.
Alex: I got some breakfast ready for you. I got cereal, waffles, and vitamins, medicine and water. And, we have cookies! We have a special cookies I made.


Alex: I'm (throwing?) my fingernail off. I got the other one off my thumb.


Daddy: Alex, what's 4 plus 5?
Alex: Talk about the spider and the boat word. I talk about the spider and you talk about the boat word, okay?
Daddy: Okay.
Alex: I put the sandbox, and I get the spider, and I put him in the sandbox, and I take him inside, and I put it on the table ... [some other stuff] ... and I put him in the bathtub, and I think that's all, now you talk about the boat word.


Alex: There's a big dash on the wall, Daddy.
Daddy: Yeah, a gash.
Alex: A jash! Yeah, there's a jash on the wall behind the chair.