Ask Mommy if I said "play ear", and if she says "no", tell her that; and if she says "yes", don't tell her that.

(Nap time. Alex said his "words" to Mommy, and now Daddy gives him a kiss.)
Alex: Ask Mommy if I said "play ear", and if she says "no", tell her that; and if she says "yes", don't tell her that.