I'm a hat doctor, too.

(breakfast)

Claire: No ‘chool?

(An episode of Backyardigans comes to a close.)
Claire: Backyardigans. Backyardigans, Daddy.
Daddy: Yeah. Where did they go?
Claire: Eat snack.

(Alex and Claire are looking at the Kix box.)
Alex (pointing): K, I, A and X. Kix!
Claire (pointing): Another Kick, up there!

(Upon request, Daddy lets Alex and Claire look inside the Kix box.)
Daddy: Lotsa Kix.
Alex: Yeah. Just like if lots of heads fall outta your head, and then lots of heads will fall out!


(in the car on the way to school)

Alex (crying): I wanna get out. I wanna get out.

Alex (crying): I wanna go home.


(Alex is pretending that the Wii remote is some kind of medical device.)

Alex: And when somebody bleeds they have to get to the honey doctor.

Alex: I'm gonna look in your ears. This part is for look in your ears.
(Alex looks in Mommy's ears with the Wii remote.)
Alex: They look fine, Mommy.
Mommy: Good!
Alex: So… but, we just have to walk on your chest.

Alex: Those are all the numbers I know.

Alex: One circle, Claire. So I'm gonna put this around. I want your doctor, and the honey doctor. (Mumble.) I'm gonna look in your ears, Daddy.

(Alex looks in Daddy’s ears with the Wii remote.)
Alex: They look fine, Daddy.
Daddy: Good!
Alex: All -- we have to do is give you a shot.
Alex: Here's a shot.
(Alex gives Daddy a shot with the Tivo remote.)
Daddy: Okay.
(Alex grabs Daddy's leg repeatedly.): Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
Alex: I'm gonna look in your eyes.
Daddy: Okay.
Alex: They look fine.
Daddy: Good.

(Claire looks in Mommy's ears.)
Claire: They look fine.
Mommy: Okay good.
Claire: Uh gonna look at you, Daddy. Uh you.
Daddy: Okay.

Claire: Daddy look at your ears. Daddy say, “pine”.
Daddy: Oh, fine?
Claire: Yeah.

Alex: I'm putting some cream in your ear.
Daddy: Okay.

Claire: Daddy, (mumble) your ears. Daddy look fine, Daddy. Look fine. Look fine. Daddy look, fine.
Daddy: Good, thank you.

Alex: Is he 30 or 3?
Claire: 30.
Alex: 30, okay.

Alex (holding two microphones on his head): You have to wear those two hats, next time.
Mommy: Oh no, not the hats!
Alex: I'm a hat doctor, too.
Mommy: Okay.

(Claire checks Daddy’s ears again.)
Claire: Daddy, look, fine.
Daddy: Okay, thank you.

Alex (to Mommy): I'm gonna spray in your eyes.
Alex: Tsssh, tssh. Tsssh.

Claire (whining): That mine. That mine! That mine!
Alex: We're at the doctor, Claire. We're doctors. So, doctors don’t get worried.

(Claire checks Daddy’s ears again.)
Claire: Daddy look fine. There you go, look fine.
Daddy: Ok, thank you Claire.
Claire: Daddy, other ear.
(Claire checks Daddy’s other ear.)
Claire: Daddy, look fine.
Daddy: Okay, good.

Claire: Daddy, check your ear. Look fine.

Claire: Uh check your ear uh check Mommy.

Alex: I'm gonna keep your ear safe.
Claire: Uh ear, safe.

Alex: We're all done, Mommy. We're all done. The doctor's all done.

Claire (talking on the Wii nunchuk remote as if it’s a phone): Hello? Hello, man.


Claire: Daddy check, your ears.
Daddy: Okay.
(Claire checks Daddy’s ears.)


Claire (whining): No talk to me. No talk to me. No talk to me.
Daddy: Don't talk to you?
Claire: Yeah.
Daddy: Okay, I won't talk to you.


(dinner time)

(Daddy tells Alex about a chicken nugget tree and an applesauce bush.)
Alex: Chicken nuggets don't grow anywhere.
Daddy: Well, yeah, I guess that's true. You're right.
Alex: Applesauce doesn't grow anywhere either.
Daddy: Well where does it come from?
Alex: From… from… from a bowl.
Daddy: From a bowl?
Alex: From a box. From -- from a can.

Alex: Alex is sleepy 'cause -- 'cause, he's Claire's brother.

Daddy: Applesauce comes from apples.
(Alex shakes his head and smiles.)
Alex (in his “that’s silly” voice): Not from apples!
Mommy: They're mushed up apples, honey. And apples come from apple trees.
Alex: And pears come from pear trees.

Mommy: Alex, Claire's bread is talkin' to your bread.
Claire’s bread: Hi. Hi, Ah-yah. Hi your bread.
Claire’s bread: Hi. Hi. Hi Ah-yah. Hi bread. Hi bread. Hi bread.
Claire’s bread: Hi elephant.

Alex: Mine’s is a germ.
Mommy: A germ? Is he gonna say “hi” to the elephant?
Alex's bread: Hi elephant.

Alex's bread: Hi, I'm a crab.
Claire: Okay.
Alex’s bread: Are you a ladybug?
Claire’s bread: No I a elephant.
Alex’s bread: Oh.

Alex: Mine’s is made out of -- um -- look. Animal. Hi.
Claire: Hi. Hi crab.

Alex: It's a boy.
Alex’s bread: Hi
Claire’s bread: Hi boy.

Alex: Mine’s is made out of, a ladybug.
Claire: A cat. A cat. A cat.
Alex: A head!
Claire: A cat. A cat. A cat.


Alex (singing): Mama’s little baby loves shortnin’ bread
Alex (singing): Mama’s little baby went to the doctor
Alex (singing): Mama’s little baby and the doctor said
Alex (singing): Mama’s little baby loves shortnin’ bread
Alex (singing): SHOOORT -- NIIIIN -- BREEEEEAD!