...in the pumpkin patch, waiting for the big pumpkin, and they went trick-or-treating, and he didn’t, and Sally didn’t, and he missed trick-or-treats.

Alex: Because he was sitting in the pumpkin patch, waiting for the big pumpkin, and they went trick-or-treating, and he didn’t, and Sally didn’t, and he missed trick-or-treats.

Alex: I coughed and sneezed at the same time.
Daddy: Wow.
Alex: Yeah. I didn’t like it. Well it just took a minute.
Daddy: That nose… is very stopped up.
Alex: I’ll have to go to the doctor and she’ll have to fix it.
Alex: She’ll have to f—the doctor has to fix my nose.

(Claire doesn’t want to go to school.)
Alex (to Claire): I like to stay home too. I like to stay home too, Claire. But that’s your job before you grow up. And when you grow up you go to… what? Work! So, you have to go to school because you’re a kid still. Because kids go to school sometimes.


(Claire and Alex are leaving for Callum’s house. Daddy is working from home.)
Claire: Go do your work, Daddy.
Daddy: Okay.
Claire: Go work on your computer.


Alex: Um, kid scientists, are, um, pretend.

Alex: Keep thinking, is, um, a good job, so, can you do that, Mommy? Can you keep thinking?