I not crying. I happy.

(Mommy and Daddy are waking up Claire.)
Claire: Mommy.
Mommy: My girl.
Claire: I like you.


Claire (as she prepares to leave for school): I not crying. I happy.


(dinner)

Alex: I'm not ready for the preschool class, Daddy yet.
Daddy: You’re not?
Alex: No.
Daddy: Why not?
Alex: ‘Cause… I'm just not!


Mommy: Alex, what's our last name?
Alex: Alexander, uh… Alexander Gatewood.
Mommy: Yeah! Good job!

Alex: Daddy, what's your middle name?
Daddy: My middle name is Hunter.
(Alex laughs.)

Mommy: Alex, what's Daddy's first name?
Alex: Um, Pablo.


Alex: I'm gonna show you a trick, okay Claire?
Claire: Okay.
(Alex runs behind a chair.)
Alex: Where'd I go, Claire?!