No doc said no bah uh no jump on bed!

(playing in the playroom)

(Claire stands on the mattress and shakes her finger at the room.)
Claire: No jumpin’ on bed!
Claire: No uh jump on bed!
(Claire steps off the bed and runs across the room.)

(Claire stands on the mattress and shakes her finger at the room.)
Claire: No doc said no bah uh no jump on bed!!
(Claire steps off the bed and runs across the room.)
Claire: No jump on bed.
(Claire gets back on the bed.)
(Alex intentionally falls on the floor.)
Alex: Whoa! I fell off and bumped my head.
Claire (shaking her finger): No jump on no on jump on no ju –
Alex (interrupting): And then the doctor said, no more silly monkeys jumpin’ on the bed!
Claire: No, uh said, no more jumpin’ on, uhh beeed!!


Alex: Claire, do you wanna make dinner?
Claire (from the other room): No.
Alex (to Daddy): She said no.
Mommy: Aw, Alex is sad, he doesn’t have anyone to make dinner with him.
Claire (coming to see Alex): Alex sad. Have dinner.


(Alex and Claire are playing Dinner.)

Claire (handing Daddy some food): Cookies.

Claire (handing Daddy some food): Hot.

Alex: This is for us, Daddy, sorry. This has peanuts. We’re pretending this has peanuts.

Claire (handing Daddy some food): Hot. Hot.

(Claire puts some food in the microwave, then immediately picks up the phone.)
Claire: Heh-wo! Uh Nah, uh Ma Daddy.

Alex (on the phone): When Daddy went to Elmo’s, and I said, “Daddy I'm pooping.” But, I didn't understand.

Alex: May you get it dissis today, sir?

Alex: It’s yummy if you be careful, gib.

Alex: Because that was what happened the other jot. And it ran down the shair. I didn't know what happened to the bushes.

Claire (to Daddy): Mommy, plate.
Daddy: Okay.
(Claire takes the plate to Mommy.)

Mommy: All right, guys, its time to get ready for dinner.
Claire: Oh! Dinner! Dinner!


(dinner time)

Daddy: You know, Alex, our hunter-gatherer ancestors didn’t eat pizza. They didn’t hunt pizza. And they didn’t gather pizza.
(Pause.)
Alex: I don’t understand that.

Alex: Can you get the applesau — May I have more applesauce, please?