I’m the Mommy, Daddy, and the baby is the baby. And her name is Claire.

Alex: Mommy?
Mommy: What?
Alex: Can you close the door so bugs don’t come in?


Alex: Claire, can we – can we – feed our babies?
Claire: Yah.


(Alex is feeding his baby.)
Alex: Eat. Cookies. Soup. More soup.
Alex: Pizza.
Alex: Chip. French fries. Lemon.
Alex: Eat.

Alex: I’m the Mommy, Daddy, and the baby is the baby. And her name is Claire.


Alex: And I got sick yesterday, and yesterday when I got sick I watched Gromit and Wallace, but I wanted a different one.


(dinner time)

Daddy: You guys want green beans?
Alex: Yes.
Claire: Uh toast. Uh waffles.