Oh, truck! Truck!

(Alex presses Elly to one side of his face, and Bobo to the other.)
Alex: I’m a robot!


Click, the Camera: Now, you tell Diego the animal that’s in trouble is a humpback whale.
Diego: What animal is in trouble?
Claire (who didn’t even appear to be watching): Whale.


(The waffle iron makes a noise that sounds like a truck backing up.)
Claire: Truck.


(Some time later, the waffle iron makes the noise again.)
Claire: Truck.


(Some time later, the waffle iron makes the noise again.)
Claire: Truck. Again.


(breakfast)

(The waffle iron makes the noise again.)
Claire: Truck. Again!

(Some time later, the waffle iron makes the noise again.)
Claire: Oh, train. Again!

(Some time later, the waffle iron makes the noise again.)
Mommy: Okay, I’m comin’.
Claire: Truck.
Claire: Truck.
Claire: Truck.
Daddy: Yeah, truck.
Mommy: We’ve got lots of trucks around here today.

(Some time later, the waffle iron makes the noise again.)
Claire: Truck!

(Some time later, the waffle iron makes the noise again.)
Claire: Oh, truck! Truck!


(lunch time)

Alex: Daddy, what’s the opposite of… magazines? Magazines?
Daddy: Um, I… … You’ll have to ask Mommy.

Daddy: You know what’s the opposite of red?
Alex: … Green!
Daddy: Yeah! You got it!

Alex: Look, Daddy!
Daddy: What?
Alex: My pasta’s made up into a W!


(Claire is reading “No, David!” to herself.)
Claire: Dabid!
(Claire turns the page.)
Claire: Dabid!
(Claire turns the page.)
Claire: Dabid!
(Claire turns the page.)
Claire: Dabid!
(Claire turns the page.)
Claire: Dabid!
(Claire turns the page.)
Claire: Dabid!
(Claire closes the book.)
Claire: The end. I read it Dabid.

Claire (reopening the book): I read Dabid.


Claire: Aw nuggets.
Mommy: Here you go.
Claire: Aw nuggets.
Claire (whining): Nuggets!


(Alex is wearing a lot of Mardi Gras beads.)
Alex: I’m Mommy. Now I’m pretending to be Mommy!


(Alex is playing with his Bert doll.)
Alex: Bert’s sitting in a poopy diaper. He’s poopy.


(Elmo is giving Elmo a bath in the sink.)
Elmo (singing): Wubba wubba wubba, I like to jump all day
Elmo(singing): I like to fall everywhere today
Daddy: Who’s singing?
Alex: Elmo’s singing.
Elmo (singing): I like to dance in the water
Elmo (singing): We’re friends
Elmo (singing): We’re always frieeeeeeends