My power! Claire took my power.

Daddy (to the tune of the PBS Kids theme): Boop boop boop boop! PBS…
Alex (finishing the tune): Kids!
Alex: Dot com.


(Claire stops on the bottom step leading down into the garage.)
Claire: Four, four, ten.
(Claire steps down the final step.)


(Alex is getting in the car to go to school.)
Alex: Hi! I'm home! I'm at the house!
Daddy: Hi buddy!
Alex: Hi! I was at the grocery store!


(dinner time)

(Alex prepares to flip a coaster to determine who gets to wash hands first.)
Alex: Claire's blue, and Alex is brown.
(Alex flips the coaster. It comes up blue. Alex stares at the coaster for a second, then turns it over.)
Alex: Alex goes first!

Mommy: I know you don't like the corn, I made a note of it. No corn for Claire.
Claire: Ah kuh kuh clah.

Daddy: Alex, which monster on Sesame Street loves triangles?
Alex: Um… um… um… Telly!
Daddy: That's right! You remembered!


(Alex is running around wielding the splatter guard.)
Alex: I'm the Big Bad Wolf!
(Alex blows a big puff of air.)
Alex: I'm pretending to be the Big Bad Wolf.
Daddy: Oh! What's the Big Bad Wolf doing?
Alex: He's saying a lot o’ words. 'Cause I have my pah-so!

Alex: I'm the Big Bad Wolf!
Mommy: Hi Big Bad Wolf.
Alex (wielding the splatter guard): I have my power!

(Claire has the splatter guard.)
Alex: My power! Claire took my power.

Mommy: Alex, stop doing that.
Alex: Why?
Mommy: Because you might break the window.
Alex: But I want to. I wanted to break the window, I'm the Big Bad Wolf!
Mommy: Yeah.