The gas went in your bottom and then it went in your bottom and it say “boop!”

(Alex is pretending to be at work.)
Alex: Hi Claire. Oh Claire, I didn’t say you could go to work! Go see Daddy, I’m at work!


Alex: The gas went in your bottom and then it went in your bottom and it say “boop!”


Alex: We’re going to get a white horse and a yellow truck, Daddy.


(in the car)

Alex: I wanna see a house with no roof on it.

Alex: There's a house without a roof.
Daddy: What do you think?
Alex: And it doesn’t have a bedroom.
Daddy: No bedroom.
Alex: And no dinners.
Daddy: No dinners.
Alex: And no doors.
Daddy: No doors.

(Alex sees some people sitting on a bench with balloons.)
Alex: There's womans and a man sitting looking at the moon – balloons.

Alex: Can we see the big tractor on the building again?


(Mommy reads a book to Alex.)
Mommy: The end.
Alex: I wanna look at these pictures and then you can say “the end”.


Alex: Open them.
Daddy: Open what?
Alex: Open your toes so the cat can go in there.