For me?

(dinner time)

Mommy (to Daddy): It was hilarious.
Alex (to Daddy): It was iwarious, Daddy!

Alex: Can you say – you say about the laundry again?

Alex: Talk about the laundry.

Alex: Talk about the laundry.

Alex: Talk about the laundry.

Alex: That’s enough, Mommy!

Daddy: Alex, do you know what a gift is?
Alex: Yeah.
Daddy: What is it?
Alex: I don’t know.
Mommy: A gift is a present.
(Pause.)
Alex: For me?

Alex: I don't like my pasta, Mommy.
Mommy: Did you try it?
Alex: No.



Alex: You’re not a monster, you’re Daddy.

(Alex and Daddy are watching the neighbors across the street.)
Daddy: That’s the boy’s daddy.
Alex: No that’s the neighbor.