Nom nom nom nom nom nom

Claire: Daddy, why is the days go over and over and over again?
Daddy: They just do.

Daddy: Which days?
Claire: All the days, like [Claire holds her arms out wide] this day!


Claire: Daddy, I'm excited ’cause tomorrow we’re going to Disney World!

(Claire is in the bath by herself, playing with toys. The following is just part of a much longer story.)
Elmo (cheerfully): Bye! Thanks for not eating me!
Dragon: Now I’m gonna eat you, because you said “Thanks for not eating me”!
Dragon: Nom nom nom nom nom nom


(Alex is now in the bath too, and his Band-Aid is hanging halfway off.)
Claire: Alex, your Band-Aid is floating!
Alex (laughs): Yeah!
Claire: Does it hurt?
Alex: No.
Claire: Now?
Alex: No.
Claire: Now?
Alex: No.
Claire: Now?
Alex: Claire, stop asking me!