Tuesday, December 6, 2011

We can't give away the refrigerator.

(Alex shows Daddy something he made at school.)
Alex: I forget what it is.
(Pause.)
Alex: It's a mary modguther.
(Pause.)
Alex: Fairy modguther.
(Pause.)
Alex: Fairy godmother.



Alex: Daddy, did you know that breakfast is the important meal of the day?
Daddy: Where did you learn that?
Alex: I learned it at school.

Claire: I had eight money.

Claire: We can't give away the refrigerator.
Mommy: No.
Claire: We can't make it fit in the box.

Claire: Daddy, today at school I had fish sticks, but --
Alex: Me too.
Daddy: Yeah?
Claire: I can't -- I can't have the fish sticks at school.

Daddy: Why can't you, Sweetie?
Claire: Because I just have to have chicken nuggets there when everybody else has fish sticks.
Alex: You're allergic?
Claire: No. But I can have the animal fish sticks.

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