I like playing with Claire.

Alex: I like playing with Claire.


(riding in the car to school)
Claire (out of the blue): Thanksgiving lunch was, um, lunch. Thanksgiving lunch was lunch.



Alex: Claire, I blue skidooed back into Chocolate Land.

Alex: Where’s the whipped cream toilet paper?!
Claire: I love whipped cream toilet paper!


(dinner)

Alex (to Mommy): Thank you for my wonderful dinner. I enjoy it.
Mommy: You’re welcome.
Claire: Thank you for my wonderful dinner.
Mommy: You’re welcome.
Claire: And thank you for loving me.

Mommy: Okay, you guys can help me do one more thing.
Alex: What?
Mommy: Laundry.
Alex (excitedly): My favorite thing!
Claire: My favorite thing too!


Claire (in bed, talking in her sleep?): One, two, three, four, five.
Claire (in bed, talking in her sleep?): Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, seven, eight, nine, ten, (mumble).