Alex: If you eat a lot of food, do you run really fast?
Claire: If you ate a thousand food or one hundred food? If you ate a thousand and one hundred food? You couldn’t even run!
Alex: Claire, I think, if you were a person, you ate ninety food, you would go up to Mars!
Alex: Claire, did you know, a giraffe, has, fifty feet long.
Claire: But a shark, has, twenty feet teeth.
Alex: Claire, here's something silly. A giraffe, sleeps, standing up.
Alex: How can they do that?!
Claire: I don’t know. They don't know what they're missing.
Alex: They have to wake up, to look out for creditors!
Claire: What does creditors do to the giraffes?
Alex: Might hurt them.
Claire: Well, what does creditors look like? What color are creditors?
Alex: Creditors are animals.
Claire: But what color are they?
Alex: I don't know. Could be any.
Claire: Did you know that tigers… that tigers… like to be by themselves?
Alex: I knew that! And lions like to be in groups! It’s called a pride!
Alex: Daddy? Giraffes’ kicks are so horrible, that the lions leave them alone.
Daddy: Oh!
Alex: Because, they don’t like their kicks. It hurts them.
Claire: I'm excited because Mommy’s coming to school with me.
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