Because he's expert. [VR]

Claire: You really hurt me!
Alex: I said sorry.
Claire: You really hurt me!
Alex: I said sorry!
Claire: But you really hurt me!
Alex: I said sorry!
Claire: But you really hurt me!
Alex: I said sorry!
Claire: You can stop saying that!


Claire: Daddy, I asked Mommy if we could make brownies yesterday, and Mommy said yes, and we can make brownies today!!

Mommy: Alex, do you want to go to church again?
Alex: Why?

Alex: You'd better wear a coat if you're going to the North Pole.
Claire: But penguins don't need a coat!

Claire: If a penguin were at the beach, he would get hot! But he likes to be in the cold spots.

Claire: Daddy, if you had a big, big treasure? You will drop it on your feet, and hurt yourself.


(Claire and Daddy are playing “taking our babies to the grocery store.”)

Claire: And my baby loves smelly book.
Daddy: Oh, I love smelly book too.

Claire: She loves smelly book. She loves to get the smelly book again. She loves to get smelly book.

Claire: Now, we need to get lots of cupcakes too. Does your baby love cupcackes?
Daddy: Yeah!
Claire: Good! They're so yummy!

Claire: Daddy, you're not playing.
Daddy: What should I be doing?
Claire: You need to wait at the car and I get all the stuff.
Daddy: Okay.

Claire: There's lots of stuff we need to get
Daddy: :Yeah, that's lots of stuff.
Claire: So we can eat lots. And get prizes lots. And get plates lots, too.

Claire: Now we are all done! Now we can go back home!
Daddy: Okay!


Claire: We need some too.
Daddy: We need a new baby toy?
Claire: Yeah. And a card. For my baby’s birthday tomorrow.
Daddy: A card for your baby’s birthday tomorrow, oh.
Claire: Oh, we need a – a new, doggie! A new, real doggie! A new, pretend doggie! Woof!
Daddy: Woof!
Claire (being a dog): Woof.
Daddy: What a cute doggie.
Claire: Woof, woof!
Daddy: Hello, doggie. You’re a good puppy.

Claire: There’s a snake under your shirt.
Daddy: What is it, Claire?
Claire: There’s a snake under your shirt.
Daddy: Ahhhhhhhh!!!! There’s a snake under my shirt!
(Claire laughs.)
Daddy: That was scary!
Claire: He’s a mean snake. I’m just putting him back at the gorshery store.
Daddy: Okay. Take that snake back to the grocery store.

Claire: I put him back at the grocery store. I’m gonna lock the door so he, so he won’t come back in the grorshery store again.
Daddy: Okay, I don’t want him to come back, he was a mean snake.
Claire: Yeah.
(Time to unload pretend groceries.)
Claire: Daddy? This is a bracelet for, um, we don’t need a bracelet.
Daddy: We don’t need that one?
Claire: It was from, the, squirshery store. It, it right there. One of the... Costco. Now, maybe get – you, you need to get all, your stuff, out. Of your shopping cart.
Claire: You need to do that, now.
Daddy: All right, let’s see what I can get. This... these are the plates, so we –
Claire: Yeah.
Daddy: So we can eat our – our cake and our cupcakes.
Claire: I have to help you eat them.
Daddy: You do, you need to help me.
Claire: I have to get the chocolate.
Daddy: Okay.

Claire: You get the bunny.
Daddy: All right, I’ll get the bunny.
Claire: We need a bunny, too. Now you can get your baby.
Daddy: All right, c’mon baby. We got everything from the grocery store.
Claire: Yeah. It’s time to go to sleep now.
Daddy: All right.
(Everyone snuggles up.)
Claire: Good night, baby.
Daddy: Nice kisses, Claire.
Claire: It’s time to read, their, um, our new stories, from the grocery store now.
Daddy: Okay.

Claire (reading): Apple pie with sugar on top.
Claire (reading): Oh my.

Claire (reading): Apple pie with sugar on top.
Claire (reading): Oh my.

Claire (reading): Cake and ice cream.
Claire (reading): Mmm. Mmm!

Claire (reading): Cookies. Mmm. It smells like… bottom.
Daddy: Yeah? It smells good.

Claire: The end. Whoa. All done!

Claire: Now it’s, time to go to sleep everyone.
Claire: I, got a new pillow.
Daddy: Yeah?
Claire: ‘Cause that is not really real, ‘cause, there’s something under it.
Daddy: Yeah. Good night, Claire.
Claire: Okay you have to go to sleep too.
Daddy: Oh I have to go to sleep?
Claire: Yeah.
Daddy: Right here, beside you?
Claire: Yeah, right here.
Daddy: Okay.
Claire: On the pillow.
Daddy: All right.
Claire: You need to close your eyes.
Daddy: Okay, my eyes are closed.
(Thirty seconds later.)
Claire: Time to wake up!
Daddy: Time to wake up?
Claire: Yeah.
Claire: There’s nothing in the shopping cart. But! We can eat! The cake!!
Daddy: Yay!

Claire: Cut it up. We can get it off, with the – our hands.
Daddy: Okay.
Claire: It’s hard to do it. I can do it by myself, it’s hard.
Daddy: I know, you’re a big girl.
Claire: Time to wake up, baby.

Claire: We need to do it over here.
Daddy: All right.
Claire: We need a chair, to do it.
Daddy: We don’t have a chair.
Claire: Little chairs.
Daddy: A little chair, where are the little chairs.
Claire: You have to sit in a little chair. You need to sit in a little chair, Daddy.
Daddy: Well I’m kind of big, can I sit in this big chair?
Claire: No, that’s not a little chair, this is.
Daddy: Well the babies need the little chairs.
Claire: But. I want you to have a little chair.

Claire: Can you get a little chair?
Claire: Can you?
Daddy: Can I get a little chair?
Claire: Yeah.
Daddy: Um. Yeah I s’pose I can get a little chair. But then where will the baby sit?
Claire: Um, in a different chair.
Daddy: May I have a piece of cake?
Claire: No. (mumble) plate.

Claire: You have to sit here, Daddy!
Daddy: I have to sit there?
Claire: Uh-huh.
Daddy: All right.
Claire: And… um… my, ba – um, I have to sit here, and my baby’s gonna sit here with me, and your baby’s gonna sit… with you, too.
Daddy: Okay, my baby can sit with me.
Claire: And, the doggie is gonna sit, here, with a cake. Okay?
Daddy: Okay.
Claire: There. And, now the best… part… is, the spoon is right here to cut up the, um, the bread…

Claire: Time to eat! It’s time to eat. We didn’t wake up our babies, yet! Wake up your baby, Daddy! They’re still sleeping!
Daddy: Oh! Baby. You need to wake up, it’s time to wake up. We’re gonna have cake, now.
Claire: This is, gonna be, our, snack! That’s where you sit.
Daddy: All right.
Claire: We’re starting to eat!
Daddy: All right, baby, you can sit with me.
Claire (to her baby): Eat now. Eat your cake.
Daddy: This is delicious. My cake has jellybeans on it.
Claire: Me too. I have strawberries on it.
Claire’s puppy: I don’t have anything on mine.
Daddy: Would you like some of my jellybeans?
Claire’s puppy: Yes. I want some. Mmm!
Daddy: Baby, would you like some cake?
Daddy’s baby: Mm-hm.
Claire’s puppy: You don’t have anything on your cake, Dada.
Daddy: Oh, I already ate some jellybeans, thank you.
Claire’s puppy: Oh.
Claire’s puppy: Can I have some of your strawberry?

Claire’s puppy: I’m all done.
Claire: ‘Kay. You want to eat your bread?
Claire’s puppy: Yes.
Claire: I’m all done!

Claire: You want to eat some more cake?
Daddy: Yes please.
Claire: ‘Kay.
Claire: I need to take that cake.
Daddy: Oh you need to take this one away?
Claire: Yeah.
Daddy: All right.

Claire: You want some more bread, too?
Daddy: Yes please.
Claire: Okay.

[VR] C9 ~13:00 of 38:00

(Claire plays with Daddy’s tape recorder.)

Daddy: Okay, say whatever you want.
Claire: Uh… Daddy, there is a doggie under your shirt. There’s a doggie under your shirt.

Claire: Daddy, there’s a cake under your shirt!
Daddy: Ah, there’s a cake under my shirt!

Claire: There’s, is, a, smelly book under your shirt!
Daddy: Ah, a smelly book under my shirt!



(Alex and Claire are looking at old photos with Mommy.)

Claire: What happened to those cats?

Mommy: They died.
Alex: They went up in the sky to somewhere else.
Claire: How did we get Grommie?
Alex: We went to the animal shelter and we found him.

Mommy: Alex, how do you know so much about things?
Claire: Because he's expert.

(Claire got scratched by a cat she thought was Allegra.)
Claire: I wanted to pet her.


(Alex storms off, mad about something. He shouts back, angrily, from the other room.)
Alex: You're going to jail!
(Pause.)
Alex: I'm calling the police!
Alex: In one minute!


(Claire, Alex, and Daddy are raking leaves. Daddy has raked a big pile.)
Claire: Look how pile Daddy is!
Claire: Alex, look how pile Daddy is! ...having.