Can you not come upstairs, and give Mommy all the jobs, because I don't like your cough bugs.

(driving to school)
Claire (to Alex): I'm in Preschool 1, and you're in, um, 2 Preschool 1!
Alex: No, Claire, it's not 2 Preschool 1. They don't have a Preschool 1, 2. I'm in Preschool 2.



(Daddy tucks Alex into bed.)
Alex: Can you not come upstairs, and give Mommy all the jobs, because I don't like your cough bugs.