We don't eat poop.

(Daddy is talking to Claire and Alex about taking them out somewhere.)
Claire: Can Alex notta go?
Daddy: You want Alex to not go?
Claire: I want just us.



(In the car, Alex, Claire, and Daddy are talking about Toy Story characters.)

Claire: And Ham has pennies in his bottom.

Claire: Slinky the Dog has a bottom.
Daddy: Yeah, Slinky the Dog has a bottom.
Claire: He sayed, that's a bottom.



(Claire wakes up from nap.)
Claire: Time to wake up?
Claire: The sun's up, Mommy! The sun's up!

(Mommy is changing Claire's poopy diaper.)
Claire: We don't eat poop.
Mommy: Yeah!
Claire: It's yucky.
Mommy: Yeah, we don't eat poop.
Claire: 'Cause it's yucky.



(Claire and Alex come home from Nana and Pop's house. Daddy has a pizza in the oven.)

Claire: I smell pizza.

Claire: Mommy said, "Alex, don't play with the cabinet. It's Nana and Pop's."

Claire: A polar bear is coming!
Daddy: A polar bear?!
(Claire runs off.)
Claire: Run! A polar bear is coming!



(dinner)

Alex (pointing at his applesauce): Look Daddy, there's a cliff!
Claire: What?
Alex: There's a cliff. People can walk here, but if they walk here they'll fall down the cliff!

Mommy: You guys are gonna have to eat dried fruit for a few days. I'll go to the store on Wednesday.
Alex (sounding incredulous): What?!
Daddy (sounding incredulous): What?!
Claire (sounding incredulous): What?!
Alex: What are you talking about?!
Claire (in a gruff voice): What are you talking about?!
Claire: I'm talking in a funny voice, Daddy.

(Claire wants Mommy, not Daddy, to get her down from the dinner table.)
Claire (whining): I want Mommy.
Alex: I let Mommy and Daddy do stuff to me!