Do you toast bananas?

(Mommy, Alex, and Claire are getting ready to go to the children’s museum.)
Alex: Mommy, can you put on my shoes and socks?
Claire (to Alex): You put on your own shoes and socks.


(dinner)

(Alex is eating grapes.)
Alex: This one’s tiny.
Daddy: Tiny, yeah.
Alex: This one’s big.
Daddy: Yeah.
Alex: Big and tiny are opposites.

Alex: Mommy, I wanna tell you a joke.
Mommy: Do you have to?
Alex: What?
Mommy: Go ahead.
Alex: Do you toast bananas?
Mommy: What?
Alex: Do you toast bananas?
Mommy: Do you toast them?
Alex: Yeah.
Mommy: No. Is that a joke?
Alex: Yeah.
(Alex laughs.)
Alex: It’s silly!
Mommy: Yeah.