She has a mustache.

Mommy: What does Santa look like?
Alex: She has a mustache.

Alex: Party time! Somebody said that.
Daddy: Who said that?
Alex: Santa said party time.


Alex: Are you a robot?


Daddy: Mommy’s going for a run. Mommy likes to go for runs. You know that, don't you?
Alex: If she's going for a run, maybe can we look at pictures and play trains.


Alex: It’s time to ride on the tractor, Daddy. And look at cows, and horses, and roosters, and chickens.
Alex: Rrrrrrrrrrrr. Rrrrrrrrrrrr. Rrrrrrrrrrrr.
Daddy: Let’s ride the tractor upstairs.
Alex: Let's not. Let's stop for a minute. When we get upstairs we can ride again.


Alex: Um, goss went outta my bottom and went on the floor a little bit.


(night time, Alex is in bed)

(Mommy walks upstairs and goes into her bedroom.)
Alex: Mommy turned the light on.
Alex: Oh she closed the door.
Alex: I guess when she opens it she will turn the light off.

Alex: But two persons are missing. Daddy and Mommy. They’re cleaning up everything.

(Daddy coughs downstairs.)
Alex: I think that was Daddy.