Thursday, June 18, 2009
You broke my truck...
Alex: Grandma's in the yard, Daddy.
Daddy: Yeah?
Alex: Grandma's in the yard workin'.
(Daddy washes off Alex's truck tattoo in the bath.)
Alex (disbelievingly): You broke my truck... You broke my truck... You broke my truck... You broke my truck...
Alex: I'm gonna tell Mommy thank you for making my band-aid.
(Alex takes his temperature.)
Mommy: What is it?
Alex: Seventy-four.
Mommy: Seventy-four?
Mommy (to Daddy): Earlier it was thirty-nine.
Alex: Mommy?
Mommy: Yeah?
Alex: I'm sorry I hurt you.
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