Sunday, June 28, 2009

It's tomorrow, Mommy.


Alex: Mommy, I wanna look at pictures with you.


Alex: Hi, Claire.
Alex (to Daddy): I'm not hitting her any more.


Alex: I pushed her into Mommy, and Mommy said “No pushing Claire”. She said that to me.


Alex: I got a timeout for hitting Claire.
Mommy: What?
Alex: I got a timeout for hitting Claire.
Mommy: It’s not nice to hit.
Alex: Yeah. You be nice to people.


Alex: Thank you.
Mommy: You're cute.
Alex: You're welcome.
Mommy: you're welcome.
Alex: You're welcome.
Mommy: you're welcome.
Alex: You're welcome.
Mommy: you're welcome.
Alex: Where's the towel?


Alex: Thank you for turning off the TV, Daddy.


Alex: You have goldfish in your coffee?
Mommy: What?
Alex: You have goldfish in your coffee and you have a drink? You like it?
Mommy: Yeah, I like it. It's a coffee drink. And Daddy put goldfish in a coffee cup.
Alex: I have fresh water in my water cup.


(In the car)
Alex: I like this song.


Alex: I share with my friends.


Alex: I'm four.
Mommy: What?
Alex: I'm four.
Mommy: You're not four.
Alex: I'm two.


Alex: You talked to me, what you said?
Alex: What you said, Mommy?
Mommy: What did I say?
Alex: I don't know.


Alex: Look at that funny truck.


Mommy: It's my bday today and tomorrow.
Alex: It's tomorrow, Mommy.


Alex: It's a beautiful night, Daddy.
Daddy: Yeah, it is.
Alex: It's a beautiful night.


Alex: I went to the bookstore and the running store. And I went home. And I went to the bookstore and played trains. And I shared with my friends.


Man (singing): I'm allergic to peanuts. (mumble) I gonna go in the water. Okay, okay, okay okay okay. (whispering) Okay, okay, okay okay okay.


Alex: What's the cat doing?
Daddy: I don’t know.
Alex: He's waiting for the boys to come.
Daddy: He's waiting for what?
Alex: He's waiting for the boys to come and play basketball.

1 comment:

  1. This is wonderful. If we change the names, some of these could be almost word-for-word from our house. Alex is a lot funnier than Maeve, tho!

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