You car's broken, Grandma?

Alex: It’s s’posed to rain.


Mommy: Alex, you want your breakfast?
Alex: Yes. I do, Mommy.


Alex: There’s poop. There’s poop. There’s poop, Daddy.
Daddy: Where’s poop?
Alex: In the cat.


Alex: I want some music.


(dinner time)

Alex: I need more popcorn and I need one more green bean.

Alex: I ate two green beans I need more popcorn.

Alex: I need more popcorn I need one grean bean.

Alex: You car’s broken, Grandma? You car’s broken?
Alex: And the man’s gonna fix your car? The man’s gonna fix your car?

Alex (regarding Grommie): He’s cleaning up Claire’s mess.


(Alex and Grandma are at the front door, watching the AAA man fix Grandma's car in the rain.)
Alex (to Grandma): It’s raining out there? The man was talking to you? The man was coming? Alex was ringing the bell. That your umbrella? Alex was ringing the bell. It’s raining out there? It was a red car. It drove away. A piece of trash. The trees blowing the wind. Can’t come out here ‘cause it’s too windy for me. I can’t come out here, Grandma, I can’t come out here. Another piece of trash. My piece of trash fell down. There’s the flowers, the hill, the trees. It’s raining? I was ringing the bell. Daddy! The man was coming to see Grandma. Hi, Grandma.

Daddy: You gonna tell the man thank you for fixing Grandma’s car?
Alex: No he’s scary.


Alex: And Nana’s gonna bring the farmer hat back to Alex. And Nana’s gonna come. And Pop too.


Alex: Let’s read a book. ‘Kay Daddy? Let’s read a book.


(Daddy is reading Alex a book about dinosaurs.)
Alex: What’s that?
Daddy: A dinosaur.
Alex: What’s that?
Daddy: A dinosaur.
Alex: What’s that?
Daddy: A dinosaur.
Alex: What’s that?
Daddy: A flying dinosaur.
Alex: What’s that?
Daddy: A dinosaur.
Alex: What’s that?
Daddy: A dinosaur.
Alex: What’s that?
Daddy: A dinosaur.
Alex: What’s that?
Daddy: A dinosaur.
Alex: What’s that?
Daddy: Hm, I don’t know.
Alex: A dinosaur.


(song time)

Alex: Sing telephone song.

Alex: I wanna sing, um, the closet song.

Alex: I wanna sing basket song.
Mommy (singing): A tisket, a tasket, a green and yellow basket…
Alex: That’s not a song. Sing buh-buh, bah-bah, ti-ti, oh-oh.