That's a baby.

Alex: I wanna hide… I'm gonna go run, and you can't get me. Get me Daddy.


Mommy (sadly): I don’t have any babies anymore.
Alex (pointing to Claire): That’s a baby.


Alex: You wanna go to a costume party?
Daddy: Um, okay.
Mommy: What are you going to dress up as, Alex?
Alex: A swamp creature.


Alex: The tickle monster's coming!!!


Alex: Can we read a book, Mommy?
Mommy: Okay.
Alex: Let's read (said with emphasis) Green. Eggs. And. Ham.
(Pause)
Alex: No let's read Elmo. I wanna read Elmo. I don't like Green Eggs and Ham.
(Pause)
Mommy: I do not like them, Sam I Am.
(Alex laughs.)