Daddy, why do crabs have sharp snappies?

(driving to Busch Gardens)

Claire: What was that car called, that was brown and went past us?
Mommy: A jeep.
Claire: But it didn't have a wheel on the back.

(Claire rambles on about the car for a while.)
Claire: Do you know what that car was called?
Daddy: Are we still talking about the brown car?
Claire: Yeah.
Daddy: That was a jeep.
Claire: But it didn't have a wheel on the back!

Claire: Maybe they just wanted to break some glass from the back so they could feel good air for the puppy, or if they had a kitten and a puppy... (Claire rambles on some more.)

(Later, we pass a jeep with a wheel on the back.)
Daddy: Look Claire, there's a jeep.
Claire: But that other one didn't have a wheel on the back, what was it called?
Daddy: A jeep.


Claire: Daddy, why do crabs have sharp snappies?


Alex: I think it’s good that we went to Busch Gardens today, Daddy, ‘cause if we were at home, we might watch too much TV.

Claire: Where do frogs live?

Claire: Where do sort of sharks live?

Claire: I know where trees live: in the mulch.


Alex: We’re in Dragon Land!