Fluffy.

(Daddy picks up Claire from school.)
Claire (excitedly): Daddy, I painted a pet rock, but it's still drying.

Claire: You know what my pet rock name is?
Daddy: What?
Claire: Fluffy.

(Alex notices that Daddy wear a belt to work, but doesn't wear one at home.)
Alex: But Daddy, why do you need a belt?  Your pants don’t fall down at home.


Claire: Daddy, can my friend, Max, come to my house?
Daddy: Yeah, you want to set up a play date?
Claire: Mm-hm.  And I wanna go to his house.


Daddy: Aren't you guys too tired to play water game?
Alex and Claire: No!
Daddy: Don't you guys want to go to bed already?
Alex: No!
Claire: Look outside!  Is it dark yet?!